Revealed at last: why Mr Do! did it
We all remember Mr Do!, right? The smiley-faced star of a series of rather good arcade games by Universal (and a rubbish update on the Neo Geo) is one of the icons of early videogaming. But did you ever wonder why a clown was digging underground for cherries? After more than 20 years of tireless investigation, WoSblog has finally uncovered THE TRUTH.
It turns out he needed them to put in the pies for his circus pie-throwing act! Of course! A clown! A circus act! It all makes sense!
– Why the cherries are buried underground, rather than growing on trees.
– What "enchanted" cherries are and why they're in a castle full of unicorns.
– Why a magician would still be dressing as a clown.
Be assured, viewers – however long it takes, WoSblog will find the answers. Sleep soundly.