Perfect Dark Zero, more like
Perfect Dark XBLA is out today, for 800 MS points (about £6.80).
I've been looking forward to this one excitedly for months, as I love PD even more than Goldeneye and the thought of being able to play it in shiny high def and without the framerate catastrophes was almost too thrilling for words. However, knowing how moronically incompetent and lazy modern developers are, I warily downloaded the trial version first. I'm not a complete idiot.
There are three control choices. None is a "legacy" option, so it's impossible to play using the factory-fitted controls of the N64 original, even though the default method here is called "Classic", and even though the 360 sequel Perfect Dark Zero had legacy controls. That'll be that, then – one of the very finest videogames of all time just got ruined by dicks.
(And just to remove any last possible doubt about the fact that they're a hopeless bunch of inept cretins who don't give a worm's rectum about doing their jobs properly, there's no southpaw option for left-handed players either.)